It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
by Dear DDD

Dear DDD,

It’s time to get shopping!
This should sum it up for you.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year
With the kids always demanding
And everyone is yelling, “To stay in your budget this year”
It’s the most wonderful time of the year

It’s the most expensive season of all
With my holiday list and spending for gifts
My credit cards are clanging with fear
It’s the most wonderful time of the year

There’ll be parties to go to
Fake friends to say HI to
And No mistletoe-ing in the snow
There’ll be scary divorce stories
Gossip will be whirling
Boob jobs will be glowing
It’s the most wonderful time, It’s the most wonderful time
of the year

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