I Was Married To The Grinch
by Dear DDD

My Ex is a grinch. via @divorcedrama

Dear DDD,

I was married to the Grinch!
I spent my morning at my attorney’s office discussing my plan of action to once again defend myself. Three months ago, and after thousands of dollars in attorney fees, my EX and I came to an agreement on the modification of our child support order. Two weeks before Christmas, my EX has come up with some devious plan to try to change the support order. Like I don’t have enough stress with holiday shopping and all that goes with the most wonderful time of the year. It brings great joy to my EX to stress me out and to ruin my holiday.

Here’s what I have to say to you, EX:

You’re a mean man, Mr. Grinch.
You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart’s an empty hole.

I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote
“Stink! Stank! Stunk!”

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